Noelle's Comfort Food

Creepy Fundamentalists

These people have always skeeved me out. Since this fine photograph was taken they have had 4 more.

They are irresponsible leaches on their community and society in general. I wonder what it must cost their county to shuffle these freaks through public school.

I firmly believe it is the right and responsibility of their obstetrician to drug her and tie her tubes without her knowledge.

Plus they have no taste and the super sperm producer's name is Jim Bob. Gross.

Creepy duggars

Joy Joy

Have a lovely Christmas or Hanukkah folks. And just to remind you that even though we are in a really serious recession, it doesn't have to effect all of us. 

Just look what you can get if your family has more money than God and you do nothing all day, every day.

I give you Paris Hilton's new Bentley:

Parismobile

Seriously!  It's really her's!  See:

Parismobile

Um.... yeah. O.K.

I don't have a problem with taking children to Disney World.  Aside from all of the obvious (and sickening) commercialism and money worship, the experience can be very magical and memorable for kids oblivious to the bitterness that age brings. 

I also happen to like dorks. Intelligent dorks who watch Star Trek Next Generation re-runs or have the remote button stuck on the History Channel.

But have you heard of anyone (at the age of 40 no less) who decides to HONEYMOON in Disney Land? This is something I was recently confronted with and had to choke on my own tongue. 

My sick sense of humor

Poster

Progress (posted especially for Christina Coulter)

For any of you who have had the misfortune to cram yourself into my phone booth of a former kitchen. Here is how it looked at 8pm last night.

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This is the new hallway created when we ripped out the wall that separated the kitchen from the dining room. We had to do it, we had no other choice for space. I'm getting a dishwasher for the first time in 5 years. I know I shouldn't really complain about that since some people don't even have enough food to eat but it's been a real bummer hand washing every dish for 5 years.  The new fridge comes next week, the old one is setting in its space for now.

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The floor is Italian porcelain and the counter tops will be solid quartz in black. Once it's done I will be posting before and after photos.  John said it best once when he said that our old kitchen looked like it was cobbled together with old crappy pieces of ass to make one big (small) mess.

I'm not dead

Sorry guys. I'll post on Monday with photos of my completely demolished kitchen. It's taking all my free time as you can most likely imagine.